Not Kelsey: 10 things i think are weird/don't understand

1: Mustaches. I'm sorry but, I just think they're gross (except for my uncle dave, he's really the only one I've known that can pull it off). I don't understand the purpose of having one. I absolutely hate when guys have their mustache march or may or whatever (cuz most guys just end up with gross prickly mexi-staches), just ugh! I don't like them, I don't appreciate them, I don't want them, I don't want a guy with one. And I'm talking about mustaches not goatees or other facial hair. I actually like a man with a bit of scruff- thats hot.

2: Mean people. Those people who intentionally do things to hurt another, or do things with complete disregard to how their actions will eventually effect everyone around them. Now, I admit I have done both out of anger or ignorance, most people have, but most people try to correct or apologize. Then there are the people who don't, and I just literally cannot express how I completely and utterly DO NOT UNDERSTAND them. It makes me sad, thinking about someone who truly does not care for anyone but themselves- it must be a lonely, sad, world :(

3: The whole Pepsi or Coke thing. Personally, they're like the same to me. Maybe it's because I don't really prefer either, I rather have water lol but sheesh people just take what you can get. They're both carbonated and loaded with sugar and calories and can get rid of the acid build up that accumulates on your car battery.

4: Gross PDA. Okay people. I don't give a $%!&#$%@#!$ if you're "in love" aka can't keep your gross hands off of each other, but save it for somewhere where I am NOT. I mean hold hands, a quick peck, sit on the lap for a bit (appropriately), arm around each other- thats cool, "awh what a cute happy couple". But like kissing your girlfriends neck grossly and obsessively while we wait in line at Costa Vida (yeah that really happened) is disgusting and makes you look like white trash that can't keep your hormones in check, resulting in a knocked up lady for a girlfriend.

5: Lindsay Lohan. Like, seriously WTF?! Why do people care so much? She's just a normal person, who happened to grow up wealthy with a few movie deals, got into trouble and now she's on the cover/web page of every freaking thing! The judges always seem to be giving her extra chances and she keeps getting into trouble all over again. For goodness sake let the poor girl have some privacy and figure out her troubles! Her problems are what make her successful and that is just moronic and stupid and freaking annoying.

6: Jersey Shore. I know I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this, but, seriously! I just don't get it. I've watched a few episodes and all it seemed like was a bunch of tanning and hairspray obessed young adults getting into trouble. Who knows, maybe if I watched it more I'd like it. Maybe Elise, Same, Nate, Kenne, or Guts could show me the way. But eh, I'm not too worried about this one.

7: Tanning. While I'm on the subject of tan people. Lol, I don't mean people who go every once in a while in the winter to keep up a healthy glow, or whatever. I'm talking about the people who are obsessed with looking like an orange (and yes it can happen without ever getting a spray tan). Maybe, its because I have fair skin and can't tan for the life of me. And yes if I could I would like 'healthy glow'. But its now proven to cause skin cancer people, and almost every girl I bring that point up to, doesn't care. I promise you'll care when you're 40 or 50 and facing Melanoma. It'll be then that you realize that tanning wasn't worth dying. Yeah, I know I'm being super serious, but as a redhead I CAN'T tan. I burn. My redhead family counterparts have all gotten skin cancer. From not putting sunscreen on to drive! You're dark skin is a protectant against skin cancer, value that, don't push its limits!

8: People who don't get mad at other drivers. Lol! Oh man, all my friends tease me about my road rage, and yeah I know its bad. So all I can say is that I don't understand how you guys stay so calm at all of those other drivers haha

9: Zac Efron. Once again, I will be getting A LOT of crap for this one too haha. Yes, he is attractive. Yes, he sings pretty good. So what? Seriously, So Freaking What? I find a lot of other celebrities much more attractive, whom I don't have to remember dancing around in basketball shorts. Such as Christian Bale, Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger. So much more sophisticated if you ask me lol.

10: Black shoes with white socks. Haha! Kels taught me this one a long time ago: if you wear black shoes, you wear black socks. Now, of course I don't always follow this rule. But nothing cracks me up like seeing a grown man in a nice suit and shoes, then BAM!, white socks. It just ruins the whole outfit, cuz all I can look at are your freaking socks. So maybe its more of a white socks with nice dressy shoes and suit?